Things it was too difficult to articulate in a small comic strip:

• I am not unhappy to be asked advice, I have hobbies because I enjoy them and want others to enjoy them. If you ask for advice, refuse it, and proceed to repeat what you were doing while condescending to the person with more experience, I hope you trip over weights someone didn’t re-rack
• I do not expect a 2000 person expo to cater to me, but have helped w catering events and know it is not impossible to ask for a few allergy or alternative meals for requests. If this is a budget buster, consider not starting the open bar until 6pm for cost savings
• Everything trendy has been done over and over again by someone else and building actual bonds with like minded people will make everyone involved happier and more fulfilled, but that takes way more time than posting on Instagram with a bunch of on-brand hashtags
• It’s my understanding that bacon has always been kinda a trash cut of meat until Madison Ave convinced us it was part of a healthy breakfast